Oh. No. You. Di’n't!

“I don’t know what I did. You tell me… You work here!” (Rolls her eyes and puts her hand on her hips…)
Oh, no you di-n’t just say that to me, you fat cow. After you ran through something containing staples and a freakin’ paperclip, opened the machine (violently, I might add), and tried to extricate [...]

It All Adds Up

Lists. It’s all about lists.

Rearranged all the furniture, moved the entertainment center, and hooked up the stereo to the DVD and TV.
TV looks better when you listen to it in surround sound.
Fell asleep, once again, on the couch.
Feeling old in surround sound from rearrangin’ all the furniture, moving the entertainment center, and hooking-up the DVD [...]

Here’s Lookin at You, Kid

Every time I try to write here… I find myself stuck in complaint. I don’t wanna be like that so I just don’t write. *sigh* It’s a vicious circle. I need to get over it.
Here’s lookin’ at you, kid:
Lulu ate an entire plate of banana pancakes off the kitchen counter this morning. Bugger! Only one [...]

Can You Imagine?

Being an eleven year old, fifth grade, boy? Now, imagine being the smallest in your class; short and slight, weighing only 62 pounds and the other kids tower over you by at least 8 inches. You are, at best, the same size as the average third grader.
Imagine your dream of being able to play football and [...]