Touchin’ Up My Roots

Lord A’ Mighty, it’s been a while and that’s mostly because I’ve been sicker than a dawg for the last week. I’ve had a hunk-a-hunk-a-somethin’-er-other and it’s been such a humdinger that I’m regressing into my hillbilly roots. I sound nasal and rough-necked.
Pretty.
Last Sunday I had such a fever…I found myself listening to the cat [...]

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Something unbelievable has happened: the house is quiet. It’s still early and everyone is asleep but me. I am the one who should have passed out hours ago but I guess that ol’ second wind never really dissipates after you’ve worked retail for over 20 years. Yep, I feel like I’m workin’ the second shift and loving [...]