Primordial Renderings



There’s a BLOG in them thar’ hills. Back in the day, and probably under the heat of the blistering Southwestern sun, someone picked up a rock and decided to start a diary.

It. Is. Just. That. Simple.

I’ve seen evidence of conversations, gossip, complaints, and predictions; all lining the rocky paths, otherwise known as my backyard. I believe that these Petroglyphs are saying that aliens do exist. Or the person had a dream that they existed and was working on their dream journal. If you look closely, it appears that they were working on an early version of “Stairway to Heaven”; channeling rock n’ roll from the future.

Anasazi drum roll please: If you build it; they will come.

And so, if you believe in predictions of a sun-toasted native: aliens exist and all you need is a staircase tall enough to reach the skies, tympanic rhythm, and a call to the Four Winds. I’m pretty sure this was a teenage-angst wish equivalent to “Beam Me Up, Scotty.”

Or maybe it was the mescal.

I wonder what the workers at O’Scare airport in Chicago were hitting on when they saw a circular disc in the sky hover and then hit the “up” button. I find it really hard to believe that an alien aircraft would chose, of all places, to check out the busiest airport in the Chicagoland area. If it was me, I would have gone to Midway; there’s better parking and easier access.

I have on many occasions seen what I thought were UFO’s in the New Mexican sky. There’s so much of it- sky, that is- that I would think this would be considered one of the best areas for doing aerial donuts.

Space, being the final frontier, is now going commercial and becoming the “O’Hare of the Skies” here in New Mexico. It seems that there are several billionaires, with too much money and time on their hands, now looking outside the landscape for exotic playgrounds for earthbound, soul-impoverished rich people.

From Virgin Galactic:
“With a firm payment of only $200.000.00 and a minimum refundable deposit $20,000.00 you can now make your reservations to experience the ultimate adventure.”
Seems pretty reasonable to me.

From Blue Origin:
“Development Flight, and We Are Hiring.”
The logo above this statement is kind of strange in that it has two turtles standing atop Earth, holding a plaque, pointing to another planet with asteroids destroying it. The words “Gradatim Ferociter” emblaze the fiery coat of arms. When I looked it up, I found this translation: Meaning: with spirit, courageously; arrogantly, ferociously.

Hear my rocket roar and soar! Courageously. Arrogantly. Ferociously.

Well, there goes the neighborhood. And I have to wonder: WWTAD? (What Would The Anasazi Do?)

Probably much like me… they’d put it in their blog. Maybe they did and those are the true interpretations of these stunning Petroglyphs.

I bet they were as disappointed as I am to find out that the UFO’s they were seeing were just cousin Ernie’s latest kite or, in my case, nothing particularly extraterrestrial about them at all.
It was just some rich dude, playing spaceman in my backyard.

Still… I’m keepin’ an eye out and will look for signs in the sky and on the ground while humming and pondering:

“…And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven…”

My lovely partner, S, allowed me to use this photo. My heartfelt thanks to her that she would let me borrow (steal) this image.

You can see her other photos at her website: Photography by Solaria

15 Responses

  1. Yahoo, I’m the first to scrawl on this virgin new petroglyth blogland.

    UFOs, stairways to heaven and blogs – where are you going with this, sistah?

    Congrats on your piece of real estate – speaking of which, perhaps this means you’ll finally ditch your other piece of real McCoy real estate.

    Out with the old, in with the new!

    Holy

  2. I don’t know but it’s all up for sale!

  3. Dammit *grumbles* I was hoping to be the very first. I guess I don’t get to be the one to “pop the blogspot cherry”.
    Eh well..

    Love the digs.. looks beeeutiful — this should be a whole lot of fun. Looking forward to our “new homes” online.

    How appropriate eh?

  4. I had something funny to say a minute ago. It has floated away. I like the look very classy. I need to figure out mine more. That spaceport is just up the road a bit, I am hoping to hitch a ride by grabbing hold of a tail fin on my skateboard. Now I just have to figure out how to steal a spacesuit that will get me through the atmosphere without burning up. Nora

  5. I found you here on blogspot via my ITCM blog. Good job getting out of MSN town. The dern site takes way too many resources for my time anyway. *pfft* Much better here. :)

    Have a great weekend, and buy a shovel…?

  6. I do love your creative spirit. Like the new digs too.

    One of these days I’ll probably move too, but I haven’t been a good blogger lately so I think I’ll stay put for a while longer.

    At least until I get myself together. :) I’m working on it.

    Angei

  7. So do they have one of these out there N.M.? http://www.social-landscape-photo.com/pages/AlienFreshJerky.htm

    I’m not sure if it is supposed to be made from aliens or made by aliens. :)

  8. I like the “look” of the new site. Hope we don’t lose touch withyour migration. Happy 2007,
    J.

  9. um – when you pack up and leave – you really pack up and leave.. no doggie pics … left… behind. (snif snif)

    don’t forget us little folks along the way…, k?

    justinasc

  10. NATALIE…

    I LEFT A COMMENT HERE THE OTHER DAY!

    Yeah, I’m yelling. I did, I did, I did. And it isn” here and I would leave it again but I have no idea what I said.

    Keee-rap.

    Nice digs.

    Love you.

    (that’s all that’s important anyways)

    Alison

  11. I am here and loved this blog. Looks very good and I can get in without giving out my social security number, phone and address… I saw how they make a joke out of the Chicago sitings but then what else should we expect from the media…

    YOu are in a great place for UFO sightings and that is cool but I just read Dreamcatcher and some of those aliens are not nice. Watch out for the greys. LOL

    Cheryl

  12. OH Anasazi…now I have to change your damn link.

    LOL…I like it…nice color. Good luck-o-rama!

    What a day…hugs babe.

    Fucking thingy won’t post…I’m sur ethat now when I’ve cursed it will. hehe

    Mercy

  13. OK…

    laughing at Mercy and Cheryl.

    What else is new, huh? You have great friends.

    My dear…just came by to nab this address for my blog list.

    A

  14. Hi Natalie!

    Congratualtions on the new site!

    Guess I’ll change my link to you to point here, as you seem pretty committed to it.

    Well done – the place looks great -Clean and straightforward, just how I like it.

    And of course a wonderful opening entry!

    steve

  15. See! I was so overwhelmed by the sleek “look” you have going on this new blog that I failed to absorb the content here. Muchas gracias for directing me back over. Now I’ve got “Stairway to Heaven” stuck in my head. :)

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